The Only One Indifferent... WGASA?

2010-03-23T08:51:00.000-07:00

Give the finger....Not a hand...

2009-03-10T15:57:00.000-07:00

[18:44] Me!: if Head Cheese throws something at you does that mean he likes you?
[18:44] Sup: Depends
[18:44] Me!: Did he yell obscenities afterwards?
[18:44] Me!: no
[18:44] Sup: then your ok!
[18:44] Me!: awesome

2009-02-25T13:15:00.000-08:00

So yeah. I am bored at work, so I decided I am going to blog again.. Or something.

SO anyway, I have a new job, after working as a super mommy for 8 months with the brats. I graduated with my associate's, and now have a job as a web designer at a major firm that when people hear the name, they think of it as similar to like, God.com or something... But anyway.

I sit next to the epitome of Evil, and across from a pothead... good times.

2009-02-20T10:03:00.000-08:00

[12:46] CubicalRat: Supervisor, i need to take a 5 minute break or something
[12:47] Sup: Why? what's going on>?
[12:47] CR: im a little pissed
[12:48] Sup: at a customer pretty much telling me i suck
[12:48] CR: im going to the restroom, ill bb in a min, ill be fine
[12:49] Sup: ok restroom but it does deduct from your break time
[12:52] CR: i came back five minutes early from my last break.
[13:01] Sup: You have ZERO breaks left
[13:01] Sup: no lunch, no nothing
[13:01] CR: so screw the florida labor law then?
[13:01] Sup: Pretty much, yes
[13:01] CR: :)
[13:01] Sup: They're suggestions
[13:01] CR: lol
[13:01] CR: my ass
[13:02] CR: that really made me lol

2008-07-27T22:59:00.000-07:00

I suck. Get over it.

But, here is me.

i kinda look like WCG.

2008-05-22T22:44:00.001-07:00

Im not fucking stupid, people.

kahungo: hi
sailorobinson: hi?
kahungo: can we chat pls
sailorobinson: uhm why
kahungo: may be u wont thas why i asked u
kahungo: am from italy an u
sailorobinson: usa
kahungo: which part in usa
sailorobinson: florida
kahungo: how is there
sailorobinson: its not too bad actually
kahungo: which part in usa ur
kahungo: i came from tanzania 3day ago
kahungo: things to me its not good
sailorobinson: where is tanzania
kahungo: coz first tym when i drop from the tax to air
kahungo: i went to make a caal to ma momy to let her to knw that am ready in italy!
kahungo: when am busy with tel thief came a took ma case which has ma all money
kahungo: o now am finsh coz i went to brusseld
kahungo: s
sailorobinson: ok
sailorobinson: so what are you going to do now
kahungo: i ty to call ma family in tanzania they told me that they goin to see how can help
sailorobinson: ah
sailorobinson: what if they can't help?
sailorobinson: how much money did they take
kahungo: i talk to ma freind in uk he gave me 50 euro
kahungo: they took 100usd
sailorobinson: thats not very much monety
kahungo: 1000 usd
sailorobinson: a thousand?
kahungo: yes
sailorobinson: wow
kahungo: am finish
kahungo: am sleeping in the train station an dont eat
kahungo: coz i worry if i ll eat i ll finish ma money fast
sailorobinson: but you have access to a computer. you are so fortunate
kahungo: yes its luck coz i get in an i talk to ma frtiend in england he send me a money that i use now
sailorobinson: so do they have the internet in the trainstation
kahungo: oposite train station
sailorobinson: ah
sailorobinson: how much does that cost
kahungo: near by macdonald cafe
kahungo: 2euro per one hr
sailorobinson: and its worth more to go on interpals then try to eat a hamburger?
kahungo: i can eat but i can not talk to a friend like this an see how can help
kahungo: no ham to eat
kahungo: if i got the problems GOD gives me aa good word which i use to eat
sailorobinson: right.
kahungo: ur ma friend which i ll rem
kahungo: let me have ur mail adress
kahungo: this is mine
kahungo: jomaeli@yahoo.co.uk
sailorobinson: i dont have an email address
kahungo: ohh fine
sailorobinson: i am at a homeless camp under a bridge
sailorobinson: but we have wifi
kahungo: aan even if u dont have cash let me have ur advice
sailorobinson: get a job?
kahungo: if its u how can u solve this matter
kahungo: here
sailorobinson: get a job
kahungo: i dont want to be here
kahungo has left.

2008-05-09T10:59:00.000-07:00

A work in progress.....

2008-05-05T20:15:00.000-07:00

Why does this seem like something a WCG child would do?

2008-04-19T11:01:00.000-07:00

More Retarded Conversations:

sadandinlove: is dat idiot of a person king here?
sadandinlove: WHERE THE %%%% IS HE, %%%%%?
sadandinlove: YOU TELL ME OR I'LL PHISH YOUR COMPUTER SYSTEM, GET YOUR ADDRESS, THEN BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
sadandinlove: I'M DOIN IT NOW.
sadandinlove: ******* ***** **** *************
sadandinlove: THERES UR ADDRESS
me: you are still a dumbass arent you
me: you poor child. another statistic of poor white trash
sadandinlove: you aint seen me. tell him to stop givin my number out or ill hack both ur systems.
me: oh please.
me: give me a break.
me: i dont talk to him that often, so why would what i say matter? besides, i would love to see you try
me: i will.
me: try. i dare you.
me: you cant hack into my computer. its a macintosh
me: and why would you hack into mine? i didnt do anything to you
sadandinlove: i will, u dork. there is a way. yeah u did.
me: what did i do besides berate you?
sadandinlove: TELL HIM TO STOP CALLING ME.
me: why dont you tell him yourself???
me: I dont talk to him that often
sadandinlove: i dont talk to him
me: neither do i
me: if you are acting a fool in the chat room, then he does that stuff.
me: quit acting like a retard and he wont bother you
me: you go ahead and try to hack my computer... I have your number, i will save this conversation, and i will call the police and press charges
sadandinlove: i dont. he does.
me: hacking is a federal offense
sadandinlove: LIKE GIVIN OUT #S.
me: leave me alone.
sadandinlove: tell him to stop then n i will.
me: no.
me: i have nothing to do with this.
sadandinlove: yes u do
me: i swear, if anything happens to my computer,,,, even if it is just a slow load time on my browser, i ill report you.
me: i do have your number, this conversation is proff that you threatened me
me: you are in no position o make threats, little girl
me: what do i have to do with this?
sadandinlove: wat, on this website? ill make a new one.
me: i havent been in the chat in over a month
sadandinlove: idc
me: No, i will report you to the police
me: hacking is a federal offense
sadandinlove: ok. ill stop..........
me: punishable with fines and jail time
me: very good.
me: if you don't want him to bother you, then make a new name
sadandinlove: i think i would probably know dat.
me: ok...
me: so how do you figure i have anthing to do with this?
sadandinlove: idk..........
sadandinlove: peace out.......
me: im saving this convo.
sadandinlove: why?
me: just in case.
sadandinlove: i dont really even know how
me: then why make empty threats?
sadandinlove: god im just 13. u think id know how to do that?
me: with the way society is today nothing would suprise me.
me: i thought you were that girl who was pregnant?
sadandinlove: pregnant?????????? wtf r u talkin about?!?!??
me: ok must be another person then
me: i dont remember her name
sadandinlove: ok.....
sadandinlove: ok.......
me: so, yeah
me: im leaing now
sadandinlove: just dont report me for nothin...... i wont hack ur system or anything....
me: deal.
sadandinlove: k....
me: bye
sadandinlove: peace out

Is hacking a federal offense???

2008-04-17T20:33:00.001-07:00

Why My State Is Retarded....

JACKSONVILLE, FL -- A high school baseball player is facing cruelty to animal charges.

Police say the teen killed a duck with a baseball bat.

Police went to Baldwin Middle-Senior High School this week on a report of a student who had killed a school duck with a bat.

The duck apparently lived with several other ducks in a retention pond in front of the school.

Coach Joseph Graham told detectives he saw one of his players hit a black and white object on the ground with a baseball bat. Graham later saw the object was actually a duck and it was dead.

Detectives say the player, who has been given a notice to appear in court, initially denied killing the duck. But he admitted to throwing a stick at it.

The player then told police while on break from practice some of the other players on the team challenged him that he couldn't hit the duck with a bat. The player said he threw the bat twice, but missed both times. He said he grabbed a stick and threw it at the duck, breaking its neck.

The player said he didn't mean to hurt the duck.

The player said everyone agreed the duck needed to be killed to put it out of its misery. The player told police he picked up a baseball bat and hit the duck in the head, killing it.

The player told police the players took the dead duck away after practice.

2008-04-02T22:37:00.000-07:00

I haven't updated in like, a month and a half and no one cares.

Assholes.

Anyway, nothing new, just want to let you people know I am still a bum at home, but my husband has a job now. He works. Im Betty Crocker/Suzy Homemaker.

But I smoke pot now. I am an advocate of Marijuana for Medicinal Uses. I haven't had any problems with my back pain since I started smoking.

Only drawback? I feel like my IQ is dropping. I stumble my sentences a lot even if I'm not high. It is weird... Like Mommy-sitis but ten times worse....

But I can do do dishes now without complaint. :)

2008-02-21T22:30:00.000-08:00

Observe. My handy work.

I have to create a spy movie for my animation class. What do you think? And for the mental midgets, it is a rat running through the sewer.

2008-02-12T23:06:00.001-08:00

My mom sent me 200 bucks out of the blue. It came in my daughter's birthday card, along with 10 dollars cash for my daughter. Last year, I gave her grief because she didn't send a card when my youngest turned 1. Just a measly email. But my oldest always got cards, toys, clothes, etc. I think she favors my oldest because she is my clone from when I was her age.

Anyway, when I called her to tell her thanks, she told me that she did it for "her". To feel better because she hasn't been able to provide for her granddaughters.

This money coming from the woman who made me buy my own milk and toiletries as a kid. The same one who charges my 14 year old brother rent!

I know this is insurance. Six months from now she will call and need money. (when i was 18 she asked me to co-sign on her apartment) When I tell her no, she will pull this out... My husband says that I should just accept it as a gift but it BUGS me so much...

Sometimes Iwish she would just.. go away. Sometimes I want to help her. But mostly, I pity her. Im so glad I live on the other side of the country. But sometimes, 3000 miles isn't far enough.

2008-02-06T07:22:00.001-08:00

I'm out of a job.

2008-02-01T08:02:00.000-08:00

This sucks.

I was called on Monday and told by my manager that my job funding was pulled because of no more money left. But, the good thing was, he had a position open downstairs that pays 2 dollars more.

So I email him my resume. He gets it, and from what I gather, NO MATTER WHAT, I will be out of a job February 7th. I can start this new position the following Monday, the 10th. But, it is not guaranteed that the position is mine.

So naturally, I am trippin'. I have one week left of employment, no savings, and might possibly have to start a new job search. WTF. What if I don't get this new position?

There goes my medical insurance, and regular pay. I guess I could file for unemployment, but how much would that suck?

Husband needs to find a job, like, NOW.

2008-01-30T10:25:00.000-08:00

Not a Mom. Pees on Balls.

mom007: hi
sailorobinson: hi
mom007: ho are yu
sailorobinson: good
mom007: where are yu
mom007: allo
mom007: yu are hier
mom007: alo
mom007: oisvqhoivSH
mom007: IUGUHUO
sailorobinson: eh
mom007: KJhoshOIU
mom007: UHOUHOH
sailorobinson: go away
mom007: WHY
sailorobinson: because i dont want to talk to you?
mom007: SPEAAAAAAAAAAAAK
sailorobinson: GO AWAY
mom007: %%%% OFF
sailorobinson: you fu.ck off
mom007: I WANT TO %%%% YU
sailorobinson: I don't do guys with small dicks
mom007: I HAVE A BIG......
sailorobinson: i doubt it
sailorobinson: you pee on your balls
mom007: i like the anal sex
sailorobinson: most fa.gs do
sent sound: artillery
sent sound: dog-drink
mom007: fuc yu
sent sound: doorcreak
sailorobinson: no
mom007: go a way
sailorobinson: gladly.

2008-01-28T12:14:00.000-08:00

More adventures from the land of 'Tard.

I got this message from some dude in the middle east. Turkey or something.

TB: Turkey Boy
CR: Me *waves*

TB: hi
CR: hi
TB: asl
CR: look at my profile you twit
TB: please
TB: im new here
CR: No, if youcant be bothered to check my profile....
CR: No you arent.
CR: you ve messaged me a couple times in the past month.
CR: and youve been on this site since october.
CR: Ive been on this site less time then you and i know how to do it.
CR: So go away
CR: liar
TB: but its not my adress
CR: i so don't care.
TB: im chat in box of my boyfreind
CR: is that your picture?
TB: no
CR: yeah, right.
CR: leave me alone
TB: ok
TB: bye bye
TB: you are not cute
CR: i dont try to be.
CR: you are an ugly motherfu.kcer
TB: ok thank you
TB: very mutch
CR: GOD LEAVE ME ALONE
TB: bye

I guess it could have been worse. I don't get these gems that often any more, because most of them know I am a basher anyway of those who are foreign. :D
I draw the line at Canada, Australia, and Anywhere in Europe; although those are subjected to stupidity as well.

So... want to know what is going on that doesn't involve retarded emails or transexual conversations?

Girl 1 turned three last week. Girl 2 wants to potty train, and I know it, however, (and I emphasize that comma) it has been nearly six months since we began trying to sit her ass on the pot. We put the both of them in day care because Husband needs to get off his ass and find a job (I pay for the daycare, of course) and the baby sitter informed me today that she is giving up on potty training her.
Mmmkay. Guess Girl 1 is going to kindergarten in a pull-up.

Girl 2 is a pain in the ass lately. This attitude crap is getting old... She was supposed to be the good one.

Oh, oh oh. Big News. I am going to be out of a job next week. Yeah. Apparently, Cubicle Hell Inc. pulled the funding on my job, so Cubicle Rat will become Homeless Mouse. Or Something.

But....

I found this out all after my manager told me he wants to put me in for another job down stairs (no more elevator, w00t!) It pays 2 bucks more an hour, and I get away from the scandalous retired people here.

Husband still needs a job.

2008-01-25T09:57:00.000-08:00

Setting: Outside the building, talking to Nosy while she smokes a cigarette.

Nosy: Hey, look at that girl walking over there. isn't she pretty? She is walking like she is hot shit. I betcha she has herpes.
Cubicle Rat: :Pisses self laughing::
Nosy: What, she does!
Cubicle Rat: Yeah, probably. She just flipped her hair. I bet she is taking Va1trex.
Nosy: ::Pisses self laughing::
CR: See, there she goes, nah nah nah, I take Va1trex, you don't!
Nosy: Look at the lesbian girl over there looking at herpes girl.
CR: Yeah, she probably is thinking, "That damn bitch, she gave me herpes".

Not Funny? You had to be there.

2008-01-22T07:56:00.000-08:00

My Cause of Death Revealed!!!!

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/prediction.asp?u9361

2008-01-09T07:55:00.000-08:00

This is an actual email I got today at work.

From: Head Cubical Hell Cheese
Sent: Tuesday, January 08, 2008 10:21
To: All Sheep in the email list
Subject: Using Cones to reserve a parking space.
All,

The Cubical Hell, Inc. employee parking spaces are provided on a first come first serve bases. This does not mean you can place an orange cone or any other item in the space when you leave for lunch or for the day and expect the space to still be there when you get back. Any and all items used to block a parking space will be confiscated by the security office.

R/

Head Cheese
Security Director
Cubical Hell, INC

Hey, it is more entertaining then the email I got last week about the meeting we are having about the meeting next week...

*Sigh*

Also: I overheard this about 5 minutes ago:

Random Stuffed Shirt: Hey, Nosy, shred these papers for me!
Nosy: (looks at shredder two feet to RSS's left)... Shred your own shit, I ain't your mexican!

2008-01-03T07:44:00.000-08:00

It's cold. 19 degrees in Florida. WTF???

2007-12-21T19:59:00.000-08:00

My comments didn't work for a while. How gay.

I decided for a Christmas present for my self, I was going to pierce my belly button. Took me all of 15 minutes to decide this. I have had it done before, when I was 19 and very proud to show off my belly. Now my hopes are to get motivation to show it off again and finally shed that last bit of flub from Girl 2.

Anyway, I walked into the local piercing joint, Mutilation Station, INC. Not the real name, but you get the idea.

Anyway, I walk in to MS Inc. and every one had a pierced face. It looked promising.

I had a guy pierce me. I was so nervous. I can get tattoos all day, but stick me with a needle? No, thank you sir, I will NOT have another. But, I still wanted to ram a stainless steel rod through my gut.

Anyway, dude was cool when piercing me, telling me to breathe in, out, etc. Forty Bucks and a waiver later, I come out with a little barbell in the belly, and instructions to wash it and replace the barbell after 4 weeks. Thanks for the money, Grandma! Good Christmas present.

Girl 1 thinks it is the most fascinating boo boo she has ever seen. Girl 2 tried to kiss it.

4 more days people. 4 more days.

2007-12-07T17:08:00.000-08:00

I am bored at work. So, recently, I decided to sign up for an international pen pal site. I think I fell down and bumped my head, because I am meeting a lot of strange people. I have a few people that I hold near and dear, but for the most part, the USA is not the only place in the world with retards.

Case in Point:

Everyone knows that you do not correspond with people from Ghana, or any other African Nation. They fall in love almost instantly, and want you to send them money so that you can help them get out of what ever hut they are accessing the internet from.
Anyway, I finally encountered my first Ghana Man. Observe:

Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:39:23 PM): hi
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:39:56 PM): am Anthony
Ghana Man(12/7/2007 6:40:00 PM): u?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:40:02 PM): Cubicle Rat
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:40:10 PM): wow thats a nice name
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:40:21 PM): am 21years of age male
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:40:24 PM): u?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:40:30 PM): 23
Ghana Man(12/7/2007 6:40:37 PM): good
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:41:20 PM): am a student and at the same time working as a computer administrator
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:41:23 PM): you?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:41:37 PM): what is your name on [international penpal site]?
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:42:10 PM): greatmights is my id there
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:42:34 PM): where u from?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:42:42 PM): USA
Ghana Man(12/7/2007 6:42:54 PM): ok
AGhana Man(12/7/2007 6:43:02 PM): am from Ghana
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:43:24 PM): so what do you do for a living?
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:44:08 PM): hello

At this point, I'm like, OH HELL NO. My profile says I am MARRIED with KIDS. NO MARRIAGE.... So, I decide to have some fun.

Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:44:32 PM): I am sorry, I lied to you.
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:44:40 PM): I am really a 45 year old man, and i like men. Want to meet?
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:44:47 PM): ok
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:45:02 PM): ooh really
Cubicle Rat(12/7/2007 6:45:13 PM): yes.
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:45:18 PM): good i really like women at your age
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:45:25 PM): Im a man though.
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:45:37 PM): good
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:45:44 PM): as soo glad to meet
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:45:47 PM): u
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:46:06 PM): I like little boys too.
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:46:23 PM): good
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:46:37 PM): i really like women at your age
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:46:50 PM): I am not a woman.
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:46:52 PM): I am a man.
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:46:58 PM): so do you mind if we get into relationship
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:47:01 PM): well, both.
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:47:11 PM): ok
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:47:16 PM): u are a man?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:47:19 PM): I am a man with boobs
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:47:28 PM): can you send me money so I can get the rest of my operation?
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:47:48 PM): ok
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:47:57 PM): can i see your pics?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:48:34 PM): of what?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:48:38 PM): the surgery?
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:48:51 PM): come on is ok for me
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:49:16 PM): are you a man who wants to be a woman too??
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:49:38 PM): am a man
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:49:45 PM): you are a man right?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:50:00 PM): I am both.
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:50:03 PM): I want to be a woman.
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:50:14 PM): really?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:50:32 PM): yes
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:50:36 PM): can you send me money?
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:50:44 PM): yeah
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:50:48 PM): dont worry
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:50:57 PM): can i see your pic first
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:51:00 PM): sure
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:51:08 PM): ok
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:51:20 PM): let me find one
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:51:32 PM): ok
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:52:28 PM): are you there?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:53:29 PM): im emailing it to you
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:53:29 PM): am waiting to see your pic
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:53:43 PM): ok
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:54:25 PM): ghanaman@yahoodotcom
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:56:39 PM): am waiting
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:56:48 PM): i know, its on its way
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:57:27 PM): ok
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:58:11 PM): ok it is sent
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:58:30 PM): ok
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:58:45 PM): thanks i will check it out now
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:58:49 PM): ok
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 7:02:09 PM): did you get it?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 7:03:59 PM): Hello?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 7:05:06 PM): Are you still going to send me money?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 7:05:46 PM): Im sorry.
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 7:05:53 PM): Can i come visit you in Ghana?

Want to meet Me?

The email went like this:

Hi, Anthony:
I am so glad to find some one who can appreciate the real me. Here is my picture. Do you like my hair??

Thanks,
Melvin

2007-11-29T05:52:00.000-08:00

Nosy's dog died yesturday. Apparently she had a lot of tumors and the cruel determined it to be the best thing for the dog to be put down.
Wonderful. Nothing like the news of death the start my day.

I'm trying to get my husband a job here at my office. I really do not want to work with him, and I probably won't have to see him until it is time to go home, but it will be nice to have the extra money. I hate that I am the only source of income. Sorry, we can't live off of 13.83 an hour. We can skimp on some of our spending, but our bills? Yeah, can't skimp on those. I guess I could cut the cable and internet, but I go to school full time online, so that would not work out.
If he goes back to work, we can save ourselves a grand a month. Yehaw.

I put up the tree the day after Thanksgiving. I think it looks pretty. It is fake pre-lit NC Pine, (or whatever) and I decorated it with snow flake ornaments, silver balls (ha!) and silver bows. I didn't feel like paying thirty bucks for a skirt for it, so I bought some of that fake snow crap they use in mini-house displays and just draped it around the base. Saved myself 26 dollars. I also have various Christmas crap around the house- this is my first year decorating. MIL got me a MnM house that goes nicely on my mantle, and my SIL got me that Hallmark singing Snowman from a couple of years back. Everything really blends nicely with the boxes we haven't un packed yet. Mix that all in with Gingerbread scented Febreeze and Voila! Christmas!

26 Days left. Thank God for Ebay.

2007-11-28T12:23:00.000-08:00

I have a new job, that I just started. I am a goverment employee still, but Uncle Sam doesn't own my ass any longer. (Actively, anyway)

I have a new list of characters that I would like to introduce to you. Most are retarded. Few are not. I suspect that since I work for LogisticsCompany, it means I will have little to do, and a lot of time to update posts. You're welcome.
Onward with the list.

Nosy-
A 52 year old fire cracker who is from the deep south, and has the foulest mouth ever. I adore her and we get along great. We talk shit constantly, and she has my back. She treats me like a daughter, fussing over me and teaching me how to crochet and knit. I call her Nosy because she is... Nosy.

Best Friend-
Best Friend is awesome. She is the only person I know who is as twisted as I. If we were lesbians, she would be the butch one.

Those are the only significant people so far. I have only been here three weeks... I will update when I find some one else who I deem worthy for my scorn.

BTW- I have MySpace, but I don't want any one to know who I am. I have kids to protect and stuff. So, if you want to know my MySpace, delurk and IM me at sailorobinson. AIM or YIM.

Cheers!

2007-11-22T21:36:00.000-08:00

Ahh. Thanksgiving. I am home from the inlaws.

I am finally "IN" on myspace. It only took me forever.

Found out the toxicology report on BIL- he was high on Xanax.

My sister is here.

:::Sigh::::

2007-11-09T16:32:00.000-08:00

I am actually receiving complaints for not updating. How interesting.

My life has not really been that interesting though...

Let's see....

My brother in law passed away last month in a car accident. It was very sad. He is notorious for just dropping off to sleep in the middle of conversation, so they think he fell asleep at the wheel, woke up, swerved back in to his lane, and then was hit in the driver's side of his truck. He was decapitated internally, and died very instantly, thankfully. Husband drove up to their house the night we found out, and was gone for 6 days. I could not go because I had to work and it was my finals week. He will be missed...
What tripped me out was the day of his funeral, the girls and me were on the road and there was traffic. I cussed at a dumbass in the road, and then Girl 1 said, Mommy, Rayray is watching you! It was curious because she had only met him once, and it is not likely she would have remembered him off the top of her head.. We have always thought she was very perceptive, and this proves it to us. Also,a few days ago, Girl 1 was talking on her play phone and I asked her who she was talking to and she said Rayray. Interesting....

Other things.... Mmmm. Oh, yes, I am out of the Navy December 14th. I am on leave right now, because I had 33 days to take. So today was my last day. I already found another job, working on base, about 2 blocks from my old office. It is truely Dilbertville. Cubicles every where...

I have another story about how I got a job 2 weeks ago, and quit the next day. But I will save that for next time I update, which will be soon, promise.

Also, WCG, Happy Birthday.

Kisses! (retch)

2007-07-24T14:32:00.000-07:00

I am a little depressed. For so long I have had a mediocre anticipation building up inside of me about this. And last night, it all came to an end, as I finished the final chapter of HP Book 7.
If you don't want to know what happens in HP Book 7, go away. I am going to rant about it.

Suffice to say, I am glad Harry lives. I think what may have bothered me a bit was to imagine him all grown up, with Ginny as his wife and his three kids. Altogether, I think that it was ended nicely. Ron and Hermione end up together, which I suspected from the first place, seeing as how they had all that tension together..... :Sigh: I am going to have to read the series again...

Anyway,
In other news, Neice Who Steals came to visit again... I caught her. She ended up stealing my mimi-camcorder, and the bitched is now banned. I don't care if the Pope declares her a saint, the little shit is not allowed in my house.
What I really wanted to do was call a friend of mine from the Navy Reserves. He is a deputy in our Sheriff's office. I wanted him to handcuff her and throw her in the car, to like, scare her straight, but I didnt think about it until then, and I had ordered Husband to get her the fuck out of my house. I am sure that if we had warned her mother, it would have been an acceptable form of punishment.
Also, NWS's mother is no longer a stripper. I am going to have to get more creative now.

Let's see... I graduate school next year in May. I don't think that anything special will come of an online associate's degree, but I will be educated, none the less. First in my family too.... Next term I will be taking webpage design, so expect a move from me and a spruced up page...

Dog is fine, cat is fine. Girl 1 is so damn smart, it scared me. Read the conversation below:
Girl 1: Mommy, it hurts.
Navy Momma: What happened?
Girl 1: I got a scratch.
NM: Who scratched you?
Girl 1: The fucking cat.

Mind you, she is two and a half. I guess she has figured out the affectionate name we have for the kitty. We are now going to have to down grade to Damn Cat I guess....

Girl 2 just celebrated her first birthday a couple weeks ago. I can't believe it has been a year already. She is getting so big, and so smart. She walks pretty well, and I can pretty much figure out her baby babble. The girls get along for the most part. Just now girl 1 told me she wanted to read to her sister. Isn't that sweet?????

2007-06-29T19:46:00.000-07:00

Have you ever felt that life gets so complicated, you can't really wait for something new to come along? I feel that way sometimes. It seems that if it is not one thing, it is another...

We moved into this house. Initially, it was exciting. No more apartment, our own backyard, and the best part is no rent! Just a house payment, and it is actually going towards something other then padding the pockets of the landlord. But, I sometimes find myself yearning for the familiar. The trek down the side walk, up the stairs, and the struggle with the key. I miss being able to call some one who will fix our ailments of the apartment with out charging me... But I digress. I am a homeowner now.

Last week we found out the guys who sold this house to us did not disclose the fact that they sold 1100 square feet of the lot to the city for road widening. We were sold property that was not even theirs to sell. So we are going to sue the crap out of the owners, realtor, survey company, and title company. More on that as the situation unfolds...

I guess I am just frustrated in general with life. I get out of the Navy in about 5 months, and I have no idea what I am going to do with my life. I have been doing the sailor thing since I was 17. Although it was only 5 years ago, I felt like it has been my whole life. The Navy has changed me and provided me something that I would have never found on my own. I met my husband, had my kids, and everything that I have now would not be what it is if I had not raised my right hand and pledged my life for this country.

I don't think I joined for the sense of patriotism. I joined to get the fuck out of California. What a toilet I was in there. I was living with my mother, sister, and brother, and things 't were just not right. My mother is sick. I don't mean like flu sick, or cancer sick, but "crazy bitch sick". The ink was still wet on my parents' divorce papers, and my dad got remarried, I got committed to a mental hospital for attempted suicide, and my dad didn't want me around because he figured I would be a burden when they had their new baby, K-Bug. I lived with my mother, and at first it was great, then she started doing the shit again that made me want to live with my dad in the first place.

I wouldn't go as far as saying that my mother was abusive, or neglectful even. She was and still is just a twisted bitch. I could write for days about all the things she did to me as a kid, but I don't feel like it. And sometimes, when I talk to Husband about the things that I have go through, some times a memory will surface that may not have effected me then, but it cuts me raw now. I will think back and say to myself, "How dare she?"

This isn't a thing that I have against my mother just because it is what mothers and daughters are supposed to do. She is really sick, having borderline personality disorder. I would almost like to pity the woman, but it is so much more convenient to chalk it up to her just being batshit crazy. She is not insane. She knows what she is doing, but I feel what she does seems natural order to her, and maybe the source comes from deep within her subconscious.

None the less, it still hurts.

I guess I have other frustrations in life. The dog I mentioned previously, Lucy, died of Parvovirus a week after we got her. We got a new puppy, who has been doing great, but for some reason, has shit and pissed on my carpet three times tonight. Before it was all on the pads we laid down for him in the kitchen. I want him to be an inside dog, because boxers are attention whores and need to be inside with their humans, constantly needing to be reminded that they are loved. I guess Ody and me are more alike then I would like to admit; however, I don't crap on the carpet when the occasion calls.

Girl Two also turns 1 next week, and although I am amazed how quick she is and smart she has gotten, it depresses me slightly. I just had her! How dare she grows up and starts walking... But I am so proud of her. She is getting there every day. Girl One will be 2.5 next month, and she is so wonderful as a whole, but this attitude and inability to listen to her mommy and daddy is getting so old. I need to potty train the girl and get her off the sippy cups like, yesturday.

Husband is a dick.

I guess I am just getting older and maturing more, and the reality of life is slowly coming to a head for me. I have never at anytime felt that life is a drift, and being naiive doesn't work for me. Maybe this is a part of growing up? I don't know.

I guess this is just life.

2007-05-26T13:52:00.001-07:00

Uh, thanks to whoever anonymous is.... I did need a reminder.

Okay, we have a new puppy named Lucy, and a Kitty named Cleopatra, Cleo for short.
We got Cleo at a hole-in-the-wall Pet Store for free, all we had to do was buy her kitty kit. She got her shots today, and in September she is going to get spayed and declawed. I am not really a cat person, my husband is. But so far, me and the cat are in good terms because she hasn't shit on my new carpet yet.
Lucy on the other hand, is a different story. She is 10 weeks old, and half boxer and half Staffordshire Bull Terrier. We got her at a animal shelter. She had 4 brothers and 3 sisters, and the night before I rescued her, her brothers and sisters were dog-napped. I drove 2 hours to pick her up, and she was ridden with fleas and hook worms. I took her to the vet this morning and got her dewormed and inoculated. She is in good health and such a beautiful dog. She has boxer coloring, but her nose is not as prominent as a boxers- it slopes down. If I could figure out how to upload pictures I would....
In other news, Girl 2 is trying to walk. Girl 1 thinks she is 2 going on 12. Such a smarty pants. Husband is almost done with school, and I just finished my term with 2 B's and an A. I'm a smarty pants too. :)

Thanks Anonymous.

2007-05-08T17:40:00.000-07:00

Alright, Im not dead. We just finished moving into our house. All we need now is unpackers and we would be ok.
We live in a predominantly black neighborhood, which is not a big deal to me. I don't know if this is in neighborhoods everywhere, but these older black men come over almost daily to hustle their wares and try to convince Husband that they need to rake our lawn for us.
*Ahem*
We are able-bodied early 20 somethings. Why would I hire the help of a wrinkled and smelly old man? Husband was able to rake up 15 bags worth of leaves. And then we found out that lawn waste isn't picked up for another week.
Other then that, the house is coming around nicely. I trip over a box almost every other day, but I haven't exactly had a day off where I could un-pack.
Husband is taking the girls to his Mommy's house on Thursday so then I might be able to finish the last of the laundry. Husband's mommy is a little miffed that I put my foot down on Mother's Day this year. I am a mother too dammit and I deserve to spend the holiday the way I want to. I don't care if she has been a mother longer then me. It is my day too. She has had 29 Mother's Days. This is only my third. She will be alright. Besides, we sent her roses.
Let's see what else.. I am doing really well in school. My GPA is like, a 3.01. Husbands is 2.89 because he got a D in a class. Hehehe.

Alright, if you want me to update, I need reminders. Thanks!

2007-04-15T18:14:00.001-07:00

I have food poisoning.

2007-04-06T20:30:00.000-07:00

Okay- I know I have not updated in a while, and for this I do apologize.

We closed on our house, and I have been painting, spackling, sanding and cleaning for the past two weeks. We painted over the wood paneling. That was a bitch.

In other news, Girl 2 now has 4 teeth, Girl 1 has a hacky cough and runny nose from allergies, and husband is still a dick. Happy now??

I'll update better soon. Promise.

2007-03-16T05:00:00.000-07:00

2007-03-14T18:38:00.000-07:00

I ran again today. I also weighed my self.

Still a fat ass.

Today, customer service was at a PEAK! We had an officer come in to turn in a travel claim. Now, normally, when you rent a government expensed rental car, you initially pay for every thing up front and then the government reimburses you for you expenses while on official travel. Well, said officer, who's first name is exactly the same as that fucking giraffe from Toys R Us, tried to claim gas he paid for while on orders to Hawaii for 17 days. (17 is the magic number in the Navy. I don't know why. It just is. It's every where.) Well, in the first 2 days, he bought gas at 1052 PM, then at 0753 the next morning, then again at 1500, the same day. Do I need to reiterate that this is in Hawaii? What the hell are you doing that causes you to buy 90 bucks worth of gas in less then 24 hours? He had a regular size car. I think he picke dup receipts off the ground. It has happened before. We once had a twit come in trying to claim 450 dollars in gass, for 1 week of travel orders. She was in school, and her lodging was on base, about 2.5 feet from the school. Turns out, she was driving home from Orlando every night. And filling up her personal vehicle. So, she not only had to pay it all back, but she also was denied reimbursement for the lodging (She went home every night, remember?.. Which is a 3 hour drive.) but she only got about 100 bucks in gas.
And she failed the class.
Okay, not really, but that would have made this story better.

Holy crap, its before 10 pm and two kids are asleep. I better make use of my time. Ha!

PS- We close in two weeks.

2007-03-13T14:19:00.000-07:00

Okay, it's Tuesday. Time for the first edition of Wife Rant.

I think I am going to trade Husband in for the '07 model. He stays at home with Girls 1&2, and goes to school at night. What I have a problem with is that when I get home, the kids are still in their pajamas, and if not, they are in only diapers. Now, I understand that this saves on laundry. But Girl 1 needs a schedule! She is a toddler and needs to keep up something consistent. He wonders why she has omitted her naps and doesn't go to bed before 10. Hello, wake up at 10 am much? When I was on maternity leave with Girl two when he was on deployment, I had it DOWN. Girl one was up by 8, nap at noon, and down by 9. Every night.
And another thing; what is the deal with the mess in the house when I get home??? Why is it so hard to clean up the cheerios and pieces of cheese they so carelessly discard. She is two for crying out loud, make her clean it up herself.

And when I take a little thirty minute nap on the couch when I get to work, don't bitch about it. Pic up the cheese and clean up after yourself and maybe I won't be so tired at night!!!!

2007-03-12T17:45:00.000-07:00

Husband is at school tonight. I love the nights he is at school because I can make the dinners he refuses to eat- meat loaf, cheesy macaroni, Chicken Alfredo.. Yum yum. This is day two of my weight watching. I have figured out that the night pill should be taken after dinner, but before a snack, because I crashed last night at about 7. So, eat dinner, then, bowl of cereal before bed. Good idea, yes?
Girl one is getting increasingly moody and might turn into a teenager in the next month. She just turned two, and if I have to watch George of the Jungle one more time and witness another tantrum from her father because of it, I'm selling the lot and going to Hawaii. Don't get me wrong, Brenden Fraser is tasty looking, but you can only listen to the theme song so many times before you approach insanity.
Also, my first term of Expensive College is done. Cost me 4 G's for this next term, but I am taking three classes. When I start my summer term, I will only need 15 more till I am done. I should be graduated by Spring of 08. Schwing!

2007-03-10T18:26:00.000-08:00

Today- is a new day for me. I have 6 weeks and counting until I have to take my Fitness test in the military. I am 20 lbs away to what I feel would be ideal to pass the tape measure. I am at 40% body fat. Fuck.
I bought some di3t pills, and have decided to begin a Nazi regiment of exercise. Lord permitting I do not get pregnant again, like I did with Girl 2. They are only 18 months apart. Wish me luck.