Setting: Outside the building, talking to Nosy while she smokes a cigarette.

Nosy: Hey, look at that girl walking over there. isn't she pretty? She is walking like she is hot shit. I betcha she has herpes.
Cubicle Rat: :Pisses self laughing::
Nosy: What, she does!
Cubicle Rat: Yeah, probably. She just flipped her hair. I bet she is taking Va1trex.
Nosy: ::Pisses self laughing::
CR: See, there she goes, nah nah nah, I take Va1trex, you don't!
Nosy: Look at the lesbian girl over there looking at herpes girl.
CR: Yeah, she probably is thinking, "That damn bitch, she gave me herpes".

Not Funny? You had to be there.