This is an actual email I got today at work.


From: Head Cubical Hell Cheese
Sent: Tuesday, January 08, 2008 10:21
To: All Sheep in the email list
Subject: Using Cones to reserve a parking space.
All,

The Cubical Hell, Inc. employee parking spaces are provided on a first come first serve bases. This does not mean you can place an orange cone or any other item in the space when you leave for lunch or for the day and expect the space to still be there when you get back. Any and all items used to block a parking space will be confiscated by the security office.

R/

Head Cheese
Security Director
Cubical Hell, INC


Hey, it is more entertaining then the email I got last week about the meeting we are having about the meeting next week...

*Sigh*


Also: I overheard this about 5 minutes ago:

Random Stuffed Shirt: Hey, Nosy, shred these papers for me!
Nosy: (looks at shredder two feet to RSS's left)... Shred your own shit, I ain't your mexican!