My comments didn't work for a while. How gay.


I decided for a Christmas present for my self, I was going to pierce my belly button. Took me all of 15 minutes to decide this. I have had it done before, when I was 19 and very proud to show off my belly. Now my hopes are to get motivation to show it off again and finally shed that last bit of flub from Girl 2.

Anyway, I walked into the local piercing joint, Mutilation Station, INC. Not the real name, but you get the idea.

Anyway, I walk in to MS Inc. and every one had a pierced face. It looked promising.

I had a guy pierce me. I was so nervous. I can get tattoos all day, but stick me with a needle? No, thank you sir, I will NOT have another. But, I still wanted to ram a stainless steel rod through my gut.

Anyway, dude was cool when piercing me, telling me to breathe in, out, etc. Forty Bucks and a waiver later, I come out with a little barbell in the belly, and instructions to wash it and replace the barbell after 4 weeks. Thanks for the money, Grandma! Good Christmas present.

Girl 1 thinks it is the most fascinating boo boo she has ever seen. Girl 2 tried to kiss it.

4 more days people. 4 more days.

I am bored at work. So, recently, I decided to sign up for an international pen pal site. I think I fell down and bumped my head, because I am meeting a lot of strange people. I have a few people that I hold near and dear, but for the most part, the USA is not the only place in the world with retards.

Case in Point:

Everyone knows that you do not correspond with people from Ghana, or any other African Nation. They fall in love almost instantly, and want you to send them money so that you can help them get out of what ever hut they are accessing the internet from.
Anyway, I finally encountered my first Ghana Man. Observe:

Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:39:23 PM): hi
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:39:56 PM): am Anthony
Ghana Man(12/7/2007 6:40:00 PM): u?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:40:02 PM): Cubicle Rat
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:40:10 PM): wow thats a nice name
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:40:21 PM): am 21years of age male
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:40:24 PM): u?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:40:30 PM): 23
Ghana Man(12/7/2007 6:40:37 PM): good
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:41:20 PM): am a student and at the same time working as a computer administrator
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:41:23 PM): you?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:41:37 PM): what is your name on [international penpal site]?
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:42:10 PM): greatmights is my id there
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:42:34 PM): where u from?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:42:42 PM): USA
Ghana Man(12/7/2007 6:42:54 PM): ok
AGhana Man(12/7/2007 6:43:02 PM): am from Ghana
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:43:24 PM): so what do you do for a living?
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:44:08 PM): hello

At this point, I'm like, OH HELL NO. My profile says I am MARRIED with KIDS. NO MARRIAGE.... So, I decide to have some fun.

Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:44:32 PM): I am sorry, I lied to you.
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:44:40 PM): I am really a 45 year old man, and i like men. Want to meet?
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:44:47 PM): ok
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:45:02 PM): ooh really
Cubicle Rat(12/7/2007 6:45:13 PM): yes.
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:45:18 PM): good i really like women at your age
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:45:25 PM): Im a man though.
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:45:37 PM): good
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:45:44 PM): as soo glad to meet
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:45:47 PM): u
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:46:06 PM): I like little boys too.
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:46:23 PM): good
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:46:37 PM): i really like women at your age
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:46:50 PM): I am not a woman.
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:46:52 PM): I am a man.
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:46:58 PM): so do you mind if we get into relationship
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:47:01 PM): well, both.
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:47:11 PM): ok
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:47:16 PM): u are a man?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:47:19 PM): I am a man with boobs
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:47:28 PM): can you send me money so I can get the rest of my operation?
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:47:48 PM): ok
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:47:57 PM): can i see your pics?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:48:34 PM): of what?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:48:38 PM): the surgery?
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:48:51 PM): come on is ok for me
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:49:16 PM): are you a man who wants to be a woman too??
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:49:38 PM): am a man
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:49:45 PM): you are a man right?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:50:00 PM): I am both.
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:50:03 PM): I want to be a woman.
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:50:14 PM): really?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:50:32 PM): yes
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:50:36 PM): can you send me money?
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:50:44 PM): yeah
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:50:48 PM): dont worry
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:50:57 PM): can i see your pic first
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:51:00 PM): sure
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:51:08 PM): ok
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:51:20 PM): let me find one
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:51:32 PM): ok
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:52:28 PM): are you there?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:53:29 PM): im emailing it to you
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:53:29 PM): am waiting to see your pic
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:53:43 PM): ok
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:54:25 PM): ghanaman@yahoodotcom
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:56:39 PM): am waiting
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:56:48 PM): i know, its on its way
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:57:27 PM): ok
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:58:11 PM): ok it is sent
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:58:30 PM): ok
Ghana Man (12/7/2007 6:58:45 PM): thanks i will check it out now
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 6:58:49 PM): ok
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 7:02:09 PM): did you get it?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 7:03:59 PM): Hello?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 7:05:06 PM): Are you still going to send me money?
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 7:05:46 PM): Im sorry.
Cubicle Rat (12/7/2007 7:05:53 PM): Can i come visit you in Ghana?

Want to meet Me?



The email went like this:

Hi, Anthony:
I am so glad to find some one who can appreciate the real me. Here is my picture. Do you like my hair??

Thanks,
Melvin