I ran again today. I also weighed my self.

Still a fat ass.

Today, customer service was at a PEAK! We had an officer come in to turn in a travel claim. Now, normally, when you rent a government expensed rental car, you initially pay for every thing up front and then the government reimburses you for you expenses while on official travel. Well, said officer, who's first name is exactly the same as that fucking giraffe from Toys R Us, tried to claim gas he paid for while on orders to Hawaii for 17 days. (17 is the magic number in the Navy. I don't know why. It just is. It's every where.) Well, in the first 2 days, he bought gas at 1052 PM, then at 0753 the next morning, then again at 1500, the same day. Do I need to reiterate that this is in Hawaii? What the hell are you doing that causes you to buy 90 bucks worth of gas in less then 24 hours? He had a regular size car. I think he picke dup receipts off the ground. It has happened before. We once had a twit come in trying to claim 450 dollars in gass, for 1 week of travel orders. She was in school, and her lodging was on base, about 2.5 feet from the school. Turns out, she was driving home from Orlando every night. And filling up her personal vehicle. So, she not only had to pay it all back, but she also was denied reimbursement for the lodging (She went home every night, remember?.. Which is a 3 hour drive.) but she only got about 100 bucks in gas.
And she failed the class.
Okay, not really, but that would have made this story better.

Holy crap, its before 10 pm and two kids are asleep. I better make use of my time. Ha!

PS- We close in two weeks.

Okay, it's Tuesday. Time for the first edition of Wife Rant.

I think I am going to trade Husband in for the '07 model. He stays at home with Girls 1&2, and goes to school at night. What I have a problem with is that when I get home, the kids are still in their pajamas, and if not, they are in only diapers. Now, I understand that this saves on laundry. But Girl 1 needs a schedule! She is a toddler and needs to keep up something consistent. He wonders why she has omitted her naps and doesn't go to bed before 10. Hello, wake up at 10 am much? When I was on maternity leave with Girl two when he was on deployment, I had it DOWN. Girl one was up by 8, nap at noon, and down by 9. Every night.
And another thing; what is the deal with the mess in the house when I get home??? Why is it so hard to clean up the cheerios and pieces of cheese they so carelessly discard. She is two for crying out loud, make her clean it up herself.

And when I take a little thirty minute nap on the couch when I get to work, don't bitch about it. Pic up the cheese and clean up after yourself and maybe I won't be so tired at night!!!!

Husband is at school tonight. I love the nights he is at school because I can make the dinners he refuses to eat- meat loaf, cheesy macaroni, Chicken Alfredo.. Yum yum. This is day two of my weight watching. I have figured out that the night pill should be taken after dinner, but before a snack, because I crashed last night at about 7. So, eat dinner, then, bowl of cereal before bed. Good idea, yes?
Girl one is getting increasingly moody and might turn into a teenager in the next month. She just turned two, and if I have to watch George of the Jungle one more time and witness another tantrum from her father because of it, I'm selling the lot and going to Hawaii. Don't get me wrong, Brenden Fraser is tasty looking, but you can only listen to the theme song so many times before you approach insanity.
Also, my first term of Expensive College is done. Cost me 4 G's for this next term, but I am taking three classes. When I start my summer term, I will only need 15 more till I am done. I should be graduated by Spring of 08. Schwing!

Today- is a new day for me. I have 6 weeks and counting until I have to take my Fitness test in the military. I am 20 lbs away to what I feel would be ideal to pass the tape measure. I am at 40% body fat. Fuck.
I bought some di3t pills, and have decided to begin a Nazi regiment of exercise. Lord permitting I do not get pregnant again, like I did with Girl 2. They are only 18 months apart. Wish me luck.